Archive for October, 2009

Spampered

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

I received the following spam messages from sites attempting to get their messages posted in comments:

katelop:  What day does a fish hate? Fry-day.

valerymur: Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired.

celiapob:  What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist.

lawannarog:  What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A roaming Catholic.

Pun Test III

Friday, October 2nd, 2009
A Red Flag on this (word) play...

Red flag on the (word) play!

In the Alps, things have different names.

Think of a word that matches the definition…

Example:
A fast-retracting knife, found in Switzerland, and illegal in the US
Answer: Swissblade

1. If I go to Switzerland, all my problems will be solved.

2. A Swiss person makes a perfect shot in basketball.

3. A guy who swing both ways, but only in Switzerland.

4. An instrument used to stir Swiss cocktails

See Answers