Pun Test II

Simon and Renee are a couple on a road trip to the Napa vineyards.



Renee: Are we there yet?

Simon: Quit your Wining!


1. Simon: I say, the roads here are not very straight.  How would you describe them, darling?

2. Renee: Let’s find a secluded vineyard, get naked and make love…  What do you think?

3. Simon: Remember that great position we tried last Friday?  It was called “Drunk Hippo” or something…

4. Renee: We forgot the whip! We’ll have to create something string-like out of materials nearby…

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203 Responses to “Pun Test II”

  1. louis says:


    ñïàñèáî çà èíôó!!…

  2. gordon says:



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