Answers to Pun Test IV:

1. The natives have a unique accent in Southeastern Germany. At the end of a meal, they say something that sounds French, and I feel oddly hungry for the road afterwards.
Bahn Apetit

2. I passed a drum circle on my way; as I looked between the hippies' knees, I saw a new type of drum.

3. In order to facilitate communication with passengers and other drivers at high speeds, I've developed a new language (mostly swerves and honks). IÕm thinking of having it recognized as an official language and taught in schools.

4. The day nearly over, I took a detour to a drive-in theater and watched a wonderful romantic drama about two drivers who never seem to love each other at the same time.
Bahn with the Wind